What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 05:18

No go.
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How does someone start doing urban exploration?
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Trump’s budget puts Huntsville-made spacecraft on the chopping block - AL.com
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
What do you wear when you are alone at home?
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
—
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Snakes in the yard … maybe more in the future - ironmountaindailynews.com
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
How do people break a narcissist man's ego?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Newark Airport to open its shuttered runway Monday, 13 days ahead of schedule - NBC News
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
1.5 TB of James Webb Space Telescope data just hit the internet - theregister.com